Unmasked

[Someone told me this first picture looked like George Michael circa 1985, so I had a makeover. How ya like me now?]

Hi. Tell me a story. Disneyesque tales of high adventure with gratuitous fluffy animals preferred. Top story topics to date:

I lost my job because I'm a chronic pornophile.
I used to like my boyfriend but now I don't.
Why is life so boring -- tales of weakness and self-loathing.
Your writings inspired me to become a Wiccan.
After visiting your web site, my vision is blurry in my left eye.

So choose one of the above, or create your very own. Hopefully I'll write back. If I don't though, it's not because I don't like you. Or at least probably not.

And if you want to see a picture of my friend, Hunter, click here.

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