The Further Adventures of Jorge
Jorge trudged across the desert terrain, passing sagebrush and cactus in his dogged determination to reach wherever he was going. As he crested a roll in the desert floor he spied it. Lurking in the shadows beneath a grained brown sandstone was a speckled purple and turqoise, six-legged, two-antennaed, inch-long, spiny boring beetle. A perfect meal, Jorge's mind strained as it cranked out the message to his stomach and legs. He leapt (an action quite uncharacteristic of Jorge) with claws outstretched and pink mouth open wide and landed square on the spiny boring beetle's back. After a brief battle, frenzied like a cat fight, Jorge leapt out of the fray, tumbled and came to a halt several feet away. Hurt and embarrassed he slowly trudged off. "He bit me," Jorge whined, his ego sorely wounded as he limped over the crest of another roll silhouetted against the falling red sun.